Leaving

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I'm leaving for Montreal tomorrow! I'm so excited. I'll be taking the plane all night to Montreal, arriving at 7 am. Then we'll be driving to Washingtonville, NY, to spend Christmas with my family! Or, at least half of it. We'll be so tired though (only my mom and I are going). We have a layover in Calgary from 11pm to 1am. I'm not kidding. My only carry-on will probably be a pillow, because I'll be nackered! But it'll be so much fun.

I'm going to try to nab a camera while I'm down there.

At The Library

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Okay, I'm at the library right now, waiting for my mom to come from work. I just came from my piano lesson, and the library is right across from where my mom works. We're going to walk home together.

I had a non-lesson today. My teacher got stuck in traffic, and no one was at home when she called to tell me not to leave. So, I was there for 45 minutes even though the class is only supposed to be 30 minutes long (someone stole the clock in the class). I got some practicing done and took a nap (lol).

I'm about to fall asleep right now. I totally went to bed at, like 3:30 am. And I talk in my sleep, so, I apparently said I was awake or I was getting up when my mom came to get me. At about 7:15 am, my dad storms into my room with a squirt bottle and starts squirting me in the head. He was all like "Your mother came and woke you up and you're still in bed?!" I'm thinking, I haven't seen or heard anyone since 11:00 pm, what are you talking about?! Then I started crying because I was so mad, and crying is usually my first response to a negative emotion.

I love the attention I get when I knit in public, especially if I'm wearing a rocker tee or something. Everyone's like "whaaat?!" Two old ladies were all, like, "SHE'S KNITTING" at me. lol And I expected other teenagers to look at me funny, but they actually look a little impressed. Haha!

Ha, I thanked God for wheelchair lifts on the bus and I don't even use a wheelchair.

Whoa, a book just caught my eye. The Jesus Chronicles? Seriously?! Now that's just awesome. It's probably incorrect, though. It's actually bigger than the actual Bible, and the one I'm looking at is only on Luke. :P Plus it's a novel. . . . Okay, I'm no longer seeing the awesome.

THERE'S A KID ON A SCOOTER IN THE LIBRARY!! rotfl!!!!! Why is that so funny?

Cleverbot. Unexplainable, just look. www.cleverbot.com. It proposed to me. o.O;;

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Okay, I'm at home now. I revamped the blog a little. Like it? I'm really tired. I'm going to stop typing now before it becomes completely incoherent.

Frankenfood

I'm learning about biotechnology and GMOs in school. Honestly, geniuses can be so stupid. These scientists say that GE crops can solve world hunger by making the crops hardier (which is dumb, because it's not like they're going to give the food away for free! it's not lack of food that's causing world hunger, it's lack of distribution). Hang on, let me get my theory blaster . . .

1. GMO food is safe because they haven't figured out if it's harmful or not yet. (I'm sorry, but innocent until proven guilty shouldn't apply to something you are PUTTING IN YOUR BODY.)
2. GMO food is good because it can be made to be resistant to poisons so that you can kill the weeds and not the food. (Okay, so, let's say we dump a vat of peanut oil on a group of people, some of which are not allergic to peanuts, some of which are. The ones who are allergic die, so only the ones that are not allergic are left. Then a big dumb dinosaur comes and picks up the oil-covered-non-allergic people and eats them. GUESS WHAT, he's allergic to peanuts! He DIES. In other words, making grain resistant to poison doesn't make the person who's eating the poison-covered grain resistant to the poison!)
3. GMO food still has the same amount of nutrients (or more) as non-GMO food. (But, here's a question. Can your body digest the altered food? Did you know that your body automatically rejects anything it can't recognize? Did you know that your body REJECTS processed and GMO foods? All those precious nutrients in the toilet. Literally. That's why we need vitamin tablets now! It's like how spinach is rich in iron and so many doctors tell you to eat more of it if you need more iron, but, GUESS WHAT, the iron is encapsulated in calcium! You can't get iron from spinach, you get calcium! And, you know how milk is supposed to be rich in calcium? Guess what, you're body does not digest animal protein, it encapsulates it in calcium and passes it on. And there's more protein than calcium in milk! Your body uses the calcium from the milk to encapsulated the protein, and then LEECHES CALCIUM FROM YOUR BONES to encapsulate the rest! Just because there's a lot of some nutrient in a food doesn't mean your body can access it!)

BOOM, BANG, BOP. Three theories down. Let's go, who's next?

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGYAY. And then, fail. And then, AVOCADO!

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HAPPY CHANNY!

Sooo happy, know what? Guess. Guessguessguessguessguess. I GOT MY COMPUTER BACK, YAYAYAYAY!!! Yay! And, guess what! I downloaded WolfQuest! AND IT DOESN'T WORK. Of course, SOMETHING has to fail. I am living proof of Murphey's law. Hoh boy. Now I have to wait till the next release of the game that has all the most recent bug fixes in it before I can play. :(

Sad Channy.

That reminds me of something. There's this adorable little boy at my church who's about one, and, he's just crazy. His family was at camp meeting, and he's one of my friend's cousins, so, I was hanging out with her and her family, and he was being all hyper and stuff. He just ran up to as and was all like "I'm going to say, 'HAHA!' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He was putting on this really strange accent and trying his best to make his voice really low, so he sounded like a crazy little French man. Then he got in trouble and had a time out. He got all sad and was all like "I'm going to say 'Haha'," in the saddest voice! lol!

Mmm, I had the best avocado ever just now. It made me happy again. :)

New to the Fail Blast: "Thriller" Michael Jackson, "Black or White" Michael Jackson, "Scream (Featuring Janet Jackson)" Michael Jackson (just realized there's a swear word in it. :(), "The Nutcracker Suite (Baz Kuts Breaks Mix)" Berlin Symphony Orchestra, "Son of a Nutcracker" Elf (it's just a little clip of the main character bumping his head and yelling "OW! Son of a . . . nutcracker!!" rotfl!), "Don't Stop Believing" Journey, "Every Breath You Take" Puff Daddy, "Every Breath You Take" Sting, and "Everything is Everything" Lauryn Hill (she was one of the main teenager characters in "Sister Act").

Knobby Ankles

I have a surprising problem. I walk with my feet too close together. And, you know those knobby thingies on your ankles? Well, mine bump together! Unless you have knocked your ankles together, you could never know how much that hurts. Especially if your ankles are cold and already hurting! I asked my dad if my ankle knobbies are too big, and he said that they're fine, it's just the way I walk. I walk as if I'm trying to balance on a type rope, placing one foot almost directly in front of the other. My dad says I'm supposed to be walking with my feet shoulder width apart. I tried it, and when I tried to turn, I fell over. Maybe it's because my hips are too narrow? Oh well, now I have another thing that I have to relearn in order to function properly.

Were there more things I had to relearn? Oh yeah! First it was learning how to differentiate the sounds "ss" and "th" at the age of 12, something I STILL don't have down (I still can't say "something"). Then, it was learning not to respond to everything I found exciting with a scream (I've downgraded to squealing). Then it was forcing my tongue (which has been medically diagnosed as too long for my mouth) away from my teeth where I normally rest it to the middle of the abnormally low roof of my mouth (the roof of my mouth is actually partially convex instead of concave). Now it's relearning how to walk without knocking my ankles together. -sigh-

An Insight . . .

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Wow. "The state of your mind is the course of your life." I just read that in my Sabbath School lesson this morning. That really made me think about how Paul presents our struggle against sin. He presents it as a Greek boxing match, and, in those matches, they used hide gloves with BRASS KNUCKLES. Ouch!

Now, most of you know, I avoid pain at all costs. I don't like being uncomfortable, whether it be physically or mentally. Is that why I'm not living the abundant life Jesus promised me? Am I too afraid to be uncomfortable for God?

Lord, take my fears away from me. Make me be like your Son, Jesus Christ, ready to do anything for others, no matter the cost. Amen.

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Aaah, I haven't posted in AGES! I need a creative outlet! Soo, I'm gonna write out a poem I wrote a couple of days ago.

How Life Does Go

by Chanelle-Lize Marshall

Life is a crumbling trail.

Never falter, never fail.

Every footstep must be wise,

For you cannot appologize.

Backwards never, that is so,

For that is how our life does go.

Life is a jarring goad.

A flash desicion at a fork in the road.

Each way could be good or bad,

Strong choice or passing fad.

Forward always, that is so,

For that is how our life does go.

Life is a pressing flood,

Every runner sharing blood.

You must help those fallen down,

Or you may, yourself, lonely, drown.

Abbandon never, that is so,

For that is how our life does go.

Life is a decrepit stair,

Growing harder, never fair.

With every step the light grows dim,

Until you learn to trust in Him.

Upwards striving, that is so,

For that is how our life must go.

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Dolly Song

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"Dolly Song" -- Holly Dolly

Ja co cok

Porvi kalnonno

Lantyk kalvill

Lantych taldullala typi dabi dalla rup papirupi

rankur kandukkai kyti kangu

rak-ca-caj

a rabidabi dynnga

labrec tandyn landen-lando

aba rikkata parik pariba

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jaba rel lasdel landej jalo

a raba-rebe-raba-rubu-dyvdyv javu

baryz darlyl lazdej lando

badyga daga-daga-daga du du

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Oh, wait, sorry, no. Nooo, that is soo wrong. o_o;;

Chat Spotlight

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I may just die for this . . . :P
Adrenaline is my friend Sarah-Jill. :)

I'm putting this in point form so it's easier to read.

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  9:14 PM me: Huh?


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  9:15 PM You have a new sister?


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  Adrenaline: =D yup!


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  me: I'm so confused . . .


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  Adrenaline: =D heehee... Sarah Fung! =D


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  me (after looking at her status and seeing what Jesse called her): Angel. HA. lawl, jk


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  Adrenaline: YES!! It's true!! =D


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  9:16 PM me: lawl That went right over your head . . .


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  Adrenaline: NO I got it THANK-YOU! =P


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  me: LAWL


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  Adrenaline: haha Jesse said me and Sarah F are his angels! =D


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  me: . . . that sounds odd.


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  9:17 PM Adrenaline: lol, not like that just good friends =D but it sounds soooo sweet! lol


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  *sounded lol


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  me: It just sounds . . . child predator-ish. lawl


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  rotfl


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  9:18 PM Adrenaline: WOW...


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  me: rotfl teeheeheehee . . .


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  Adrenaline: LOL, JD??


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  9:19 PM A child predator??


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  me: lawl, I know. It just sounds like it to me . . .


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  Why would he call you his angels?


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  Adrenaline: because we were being nice to him! =D and helping him and stuff lol


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  me: lawl, it's still weird.


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  9:20 PM lawl, you should form a club . . . Jesse's Angels . . . and, like, ninja kick mean people. :P


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  Adrenaline: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!


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  =d


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  OOPS


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  me: ROTFL


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  Adrenaline: oops! =D


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  me: Only you could do that, Sarah. <3


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  9:21 PM lawl


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  Adrenaline: =D


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  9:22 PM me: -huggleattack- RAWR!


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  Adrenaline: =D =D <3


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  me: <3>


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  Adrenaline: HAHA


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  9:23 PM me: They look cute, and then, -death-


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  lawl


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  Adrenaline: LOL wo...


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  me: Wo...?


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  -poke-


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  ???


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  Adrenaline: oops! lol *wow


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  9:24 PM me: LAWLS


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  Again, only you . . .


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  Adrenaline: :)


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  =D


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  I can't type tight noe!


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  AHH! :(


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  me: lawls!


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  Your fingers have a speech impediment.


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  Adrenaline: LOL no, they're just swollen =P


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  9:25 PM me: Click-click? (meaning her unlucky habit of accidentally dislocating most joints in her body)


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  Tuh-huh-huh, Mrs. Potts doesn't have fingers. Good thing that. (she's cast as Mrs. Potts in Beauty and the Beast Jr.)


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  Adrenaline: LOL =P


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  9:26 PM usually peoples fingers swell when their wrists and fingers are dislocated =P


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  me: BLECH.


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  I'm too flexible to dislocate my joints . . . runs in my family.


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  My cousin can place the bottom of her feet flat on the back of her head . . . or atleast she used to . . .


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  9:27 PM Adrenaline: :O wow...


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  I'm flexible too, but TOo much =P


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  me: I can clasp my hands behind my back . . .


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  9:28 PM And I can touch my seventh vertebrae with my left middle finger.


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  Adrenaline: 7th?


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  you counted?? haha


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  me: That`s th bump at the back of your neck . . . It`s called the seventh vertebrae,


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  Adrenaline: which one?


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  me: THE BIG ONE.


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  9:29 PM Adrenaline: but I don't even need to stretch to to that!


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  i don't get it!


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  me: No, the other way.


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  Adrenaline: OH!


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  me: With your forearm in line with your spine.


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  Adrenaline: oh! lol nvm =P


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  9:30 PM me: I can with my right hand, but it hurts.


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  Adrenaline: lol


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  OWW!! (HA, she tried it. :P)


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  me: LAWL I can also pull my left arm behind my head and grasp my right shoulder . . .


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  9:31 PM Adrenaline: i tried, and my should and wrist popped loudly at the same time...


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  me: ROTFL, fail


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  Adrenaline: 1 sec! (she was relocating her hand. :P)


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  9:32 PM there =P


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  me: LAWL


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  Adrenaline: it wouldn't go in right! :(


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  me: ow . . .


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  Adrenaline: lol


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  me: is it in now?


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  9:33 PM Ooooh, I'm so worried . . .


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  Adrenaline: mostly!


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  why? about what?


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  me: I found a lost dog, but I couldn't catch her . . .


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  Adrenaline: aww :(


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  me: And it was really stormy last night and rainy today, and she's so little . . .


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  Adrenaline: aww! :(


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  maybe someone found her!


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  me: I was going to see if I could find her again today, but I couldn't . . .


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  9:34 PM Maybe, but she's so shy!!


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  Adrenaline: awww! :( are you sure she was lost?


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  me: Yeah. She was wandering all over the place and no one recognized her . . .


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  Adrenaline: aww! :(


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  me: She didn't stay in the area I found her in, so . . . I guess she's lost. :(


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  9:35 PM Adrenaline: :(


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  me: It's COLD outside. :(


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  MICHAEL BUBLE ON THE TELEVISION!!!! 8O


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  9:36 PM -glomps tv-


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  Adrenaline: LOL


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  9:37 PM me: -attempts to sing along-


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  Adrenaline: =D


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  me: I can sing in the same key as him . . . lawl


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  for the most part


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  lawl, I can sing tenor - soprano. WIN. (<--- has a low voice and a wide range)


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  9:38 PM Adrenaline: HAHA awesome !


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  =D


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  me: I can't sing the lower tenor notes, though . . . I sound like I'm burping . . .


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  9:39 PM Adrenaline: HAHAHA!!


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  me: lawls . . . Everytime I sing my dad runs out and asks who died . . .


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  Adrenaline: HAHAHA!!


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  9:40 PM me: He's mean . . . lawl


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  Adrenaline: I'm actually LOLing for reall!! =D


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  me: He's so weird, though . . . lawl


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  Adrenaline: =D are all dads??


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  *aren't


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  9:41 PM me: I was recording a voice-over for an online cartoon, and he walked past my room going "Walk like an EgypTIAN" on the top of his lungs and RUINED it . . .


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  Adrenaline: HAHAHAHAHAHA


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  9:42 PM me: He's doing the Egyption walk too . . .


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  *Egyptian


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  He was . . .


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  Adrenaline: HAHA!


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  9:43 PM me: Whenever I'm making food, he puts his chin on my shoulder and goes "Lemme taste dat." lawls


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  Adrenaline: hahaha


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  9:44 PM me: lawl, what weird stuff does your dad do? :P


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  Adrenaline: hmm............


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  * thinking *


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  me: lawl


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  Adrenaline: sing like your dad? =D


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  me: lawl


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  9:45 PM My dad does this retarded dance when he's hungry and there's food cooking . . . it looks like a cross between Jim Carrey and Forrest Gump . . . It's his happy dance. lawl


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  Adrenaline: HAHAHA


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  9:46 PM me: You've met my dad, eh?


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  Adrenaline: nope


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  actually ... yes?


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  kind of?


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  I saw him


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  me: Oh. lawl


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  9:47 PM I KNOW you've heard him speak. His voice carries into the next room when he WHISPERS.


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  Adrenaline: LOL I don't know if he was talking!


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  me: Really? lawl


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  Adrenaline: haha


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  it was at the Christmas thing


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  me: That's a first.


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  Yeah . . . He was prolly talking a little . . .


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  9:48 PM Adrenaline: lil


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  *lol


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  me: LAR LAR LAR!!! I can SING!!!!


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  9:49 PM Adrenaline: LOL =D


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  me: I just noticed the weirdest thing . . .


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  Adrenaline: yeah?


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  9:50 PM me: A Filipino's eyes are just like ours, only kinda upside down . . . it's cool . . .


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  I thought it was just squinted, but it's not . . . (actually, that was just one person I saw on TV s I was typing. :P)


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  Adrenaline: LOL


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  me: Well, not completely, that'd look weird . . . it just kinda looks upside down . . .


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  Adrenaline: haha


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  9:51 PM me: -blonde voice- "Um, I like cookies . . . cookies-n-creme . . . cookies and milk . . . yeah, I like cookies . . . ohmigosh! Look, a cookie! Yeah . . ." lawl


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  9:52 PM Adrenaline: BLOND?!? =P


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  * takes offense * (<--- is a blond :P)


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  me: LAWL You know what I mean . . .


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  Adrenaline: haha


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  9:53 PM me: YOU'RE A DIRTY BLOND


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  I just totally walked into the door a little while ago . . .


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  Adrenaline: =P my hair used to be wrist blond!


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  *write


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  *WHITE


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  9:54 PM me: PLATINUM BLOND


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  Adrenaline: =P


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  me: Cool!


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  Adrenaline: lol


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  =D


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  me: <3>


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  Adrenaline: not it's red-ish


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  ?


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  lol ninjas?


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  9:55 PM me: NINJAAAS.


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  Adrenaline: LOL


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  me: Neeeeenjaaaaaa. 8D


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  I got to go to beeeed.


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  I want to throw this laptop against the wall, seriously. (there was actually no reasoning to that impulse. :P)


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  9:56 PM Adrenaline: LOL


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  me: It would be so epic . . .BOOM.


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  But my dad would rip my limbs off. :P


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  Adrenaline: LOL


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  9:57 PM me: BED.


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  lawl, my dad just farted


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  G'NIGHT LUFF!


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  9:58 PM Adrenaline: WOW... g'night!


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  me: lawl, common occurance at my house . . . BYEE!


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  Adrenaline: BYE!!

COOKIES

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Maked them myselfs. ^^

OM NOM NOM.

I are a gud bakers.

MOOZIKS!

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So, what do you guys think of the music? Nice, eh? ^^

I just realized on the song called "Stomp", Kirk Franklin (the artist) yells out "GP!" in the beginning. rotfl

Complete Playlist:

By Kierra "Kiki" Sheard:

1. "Wave Your Banner"
2. "All I Am" (a sample. :/)
3. "This is Me"
4. "Jesus"
5. "Invisible"
6. "So Long"
7. "You"
8. "Yes"
9. "Won't Hold Back"
10. "You're the Only One"

By Liszt (gotta have my classical!):

1. "La Campanella"

By Hampton the Hampster (:P):

1. "Hampster Dance"

By T.I.:

1. "Live Your Life feat. Rihanna"

By Emily Rossum:

1. "Slow Me Down" (heard it on "So You Think You Can Dance" and fell in love. :P)

By Chris Brown:

1. "Forever" (Yeah, like you'd love Rihanna forever, Crissy? >.>)

By Rihanna:

1. "Umbrella" (DON'T watch the music video. o_o;;)
2. "Disturbia" (Had to sing the song to remember the title. :P)

By Tonex:

1. "Inspiration" (at least, a small part of it. :/)

By Smokie Norful:

1. "I Need You Now"
2. "In the Middle"

By Kirk Franklin:

1. "Jesus!"
2. "Better"
3. "Stomp"
4. "Without You"
5. "Imagine Me"
6. "Ohh Happy Day" (from the movie "Sister Act")
7. "Let it Go"
8. "Looking For You"
9. "911" (poetry at its peak!)

By Mary Mary:

1. "Believer"
2. "Heaven"
3. "Shackles"
4. "Boom"
5. "Dance, Dance, Dance"

By Mirah:

1. "The Garden"

More later. You know me and my music!

Added "The Garden" by Mirah and "Disturbia" by Rihanna

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Yawn . . . um, whatever, I feel really weird and random and jumpy and weird and jumpy when i'M TIRED . . . dang . . . press the stupid caps lock . . .

ANYWAYS, this is me. As a wolf.

It says "Sudo" because on the internet I'm know as Sudosane (accidentally-purposefully mispelled "pseudosane", meaning "falsely sane"), Phasahd, Phase, Pulseh, or Pulsahda.

I'm so proud of myself. I seriously put my personality on a wolf EPICLY.

And then . . . SSC . . .

And, of course, they had to graffiti up my artistry with a poem . . . well, I asked them to. Just didn't seem right if they didn't . . .

Channy is a Wolfie

this is a wolfie
who sings out of key
because her mouth is glued together
with a string of toffee

she always says "whoopee"
as she howls with glee
and she has a pink player
to play mp3s.

RICKROLLED!!

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I am writing today to sing the praises of a truly great rickroller, Gian-Paolo Mendoza. This guy rickrolled me for the VERY FIRST TIME today! Other rickrollers have tried in vain to rickroll me and failed! Epicly! And today, after I showed him a skittles commercial, he showed me "another skittles commercial" . . . next thing I know, I'm rickrolled!!! My mom made me keep the window open, because she wanted to finish listening to the song. GP thought that was awesome. :P

Which reminds me, my mom wants to be an ostridge. She learned that ostridges have such high immune systems that they can't get sick!

Mom: I HAVE TB!!

Me: No, you don't.

Mom: I HAVE PNEUMONIA!!!

Me: No, mom, you don't, you have a cold.

Mom: I still want to be an ostridge.

lawls, I love my mom.

10th post!

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Whoot! This is the 10th post! HOORAY! To celebrate, I went to the hair dresser and got a new haircut!!

Actually, no, not really. At least, not for the 10th post. :P I got my hair done because I REALLY need to get it done . . . I got layers in! WHOO-HOO! Isn't it pretty!!!

MUTANT STRAWBERRY!!!

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OH NAU!

IZ A MOOTANT STRAWBERRY!!! 8O

Why do I get all the weird fruit?!

I'm sooo not eating that . . .

Convos with my Parents

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lawl, I have the most hilarious conversations with my parents . . .

There's this lady on the television talking about assosiating dogs with a new baby . . .

Dad: She's better for with the dogs . . .

Me: DADDY!!!

Mom: You're such a horrible father!!!

Dad: . . .

Then we were watching that Hershey commercial with the song "I'll Stop the World and Melt with You" . . .

Dad: *mumbles something incoherent*

Me: What?

Dad: I said, how is that girl knowing how deep that water is! How can she see through it! It's chocolate!!

Me: She's chocolate, Dad! She has chocolate skills! Thus, she can see through chocolate water!

Dad: . . .

Then, today . . .

Me: Mom, what are you doing?

Mom: Squeezing a leeemon . . .

Me: You're squeezing a LEMON!? After all the trials the poor lemon has gone through, you're SQUEEZING HIM!!!

Mom: But . . . he has to be squeezed to be useful . . .

Me: But what if he's the lemon who would grow up and discover the cure for cancer?!

Mom: . . . ahh, Chanelle . . .

Not Good Enough for Me!

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Today was supposed to be my Sweet Sixteen party. It was going to be EPIC. I baked a cake, cleaned the house from top to bottom, bought drinks and chips, cups and plates, and wrote out a very complicated rhyming foot rally all for the party. I invited six guests . . . lets' call them Ti, Ta, Je, Di, An, and Be. Di got sick and couldn't come. Not her fault. Je had a previous engagement and then had to do her Bronze Medallion, so she was busy all day. Again, not her fault. Ta only RSVP'd with a "maybe", and I called and called her, but she never was home, and her answering machine was full. NEITHER SHE NOR HER FAMILY WERE EVEN HOME ON THE MORNING OF THE PARTY. Be . . . she goes to boarding school and her spring break is different then ours, so she wasn't even in town, which sucks, 'cause she totally would have come. :( That leaves Ti and An. Ti BAILED. She committed to going skating with this girl that she didn't even like before and is suddenly best friends with AFTER SHE KNEW ABOUT MY PARTY. When I called her, she ended the conversation with ". . .sorry . . . oh, well, happy birthday." An could still come, but I decided to call the whole thing off anyways. I had only invited Di and An to the party because they were okay people and I wanted to be nice, plus I wanted a good big group. I'm not to chummy with An. We don't have much in common, so I called it off.

I'm going to have a party on Sunday with my REAL friends. My TLA friends. My super cool homeschooler friends who actually know how to be nice. That aren't so trivial and superficial that they only befriend those that fit into their stupid little cookie cutters. At TLA, the dark chick is friends with the brainiac future-classical-music-major. The guitar player hangs out with the lacrosse jock. And the random-fail-girl hangs out with the riverdance(?) chick (lawl) and the theater chick! And the future-dog-trainer-chick . . . and the cool chick . . . and the oooh-I-own-a-horse-and-a-car-and-naturally-have-perfect-hair-chick . . . :P

The only reason why I didn't invite these people in the first place is because I've known my other friends for YEARS. I thought they were my true friends, but they're not. My nice homeschooler friends are. So, good by public schoolers, hello homeschoolers! Welcome to my queendom!

Eva the Diva

I'd like to introduce you all to someone very cool (and my favorite model/actress), Miss Eva Marcille Pigford, a.k.a., EVA THE DIVA.

 

She's 23-years-old, the first black winner of America's Next Top Model, a fashion model, and an actress. She has apeared on Smallville (as Tyler Crenshaw), Kevin Hill (as herself), Tyler Perry's House of Payne (as Tracie), Everybody Hates Chris (as Ms. Crabtree), and The Game (as herself). She's also appeared in music videos such as "Baby" by Angie Stone, "I Get Money" by 50 Cent, and "DJ Play a Love Song" by Jaime Foxx. In addition, she's starred in the movies The Walk and Crossover, and appeared in I Think I Love My Wife. She's engaged to chocolate bonbon yummy-yum Lance Gross.

 

Mmm, very yummy-yum.

 

Lance plays Calvin Payne on Tyler Perry's House of Payne, who dated Tracie (Eva) for a few episodes before she dumped him (Tracie, I mean). That's actually how the two got to know each other. Obviously, their romance didn't end on screen!

 

Currently, Eva is playing a character named Tyra Hamilton on The Young and the Restless.

Fox in a Box on the Rox

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lawl, SSC . . . (this is from last weeks meeting)

I drew the coyote/dingo/hyena mix, by the way. Notice what I scribbled over his poem? He's not a fox!!!

"False Fox's Poem" (as typed above his head)
by Cara, Maryam, Nina, and Jesse (right?)

This is a fox

He has chicken pox

He rox my sox (Maryam, I soooo know that one was you)

He can pick locks

he lives in a box
he's friends with the hawks
and also the ox
he can say plox (lawl, Jesse)
he likes to eat rocks
he finds on the docks.

he hates beanstalks
but loves cakewalks
he owns macaques
who eat other hawks

(the rest is written on the top of the whiteboard)

he forms mohawks / for the kulaks / he hates peacocks / in all epochs // opportunity knocks / when he builds with woodblocks.

(end of poem)

I love my SSC! 8D

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PS: I drawled him's head. :P (And yes, Jesse, HE'S "PFFT"ING AT YOU!!")

Fail, then Glee, then Fail once more

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Okay, I just looked out the window and was all like, "Oh, no please!! No, please!!!!!" You know why? It was snowing. Again!!! Not majorly, but enough to make me want to cry.

Then I went into the kitchen to get some grub, and, expecting not to find anything that great, I opened the fridge and saw it. I had totally forgotten about it, but it was sitting right there, ripe for the taking . . . LEFTOVER SPAGHETTI!!!! Win!! I grabbed it and did a victory song and dance, then popped it in the microwave.

When I came back to the sofa to eat, the snow had stopped. Then it started again. D8 What's a girl got to do to get some slack around here?!

It's going off and on, and I doubt it'll stick. It's so weird, cause it's, like, a sun sprinkle . . . like a sun shower, only with little powdery snowflakes . . .

It'd better be warm outside . . .

Warm Fuzzies

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Ahh, I wurvles all my warm fuzzies. The laptop is warming my tummie . . . aah! I have my blankie . . .

My Mr. Pink . . .

And Cookie!

Aaaahh . . .

Day. Seriously. (part 2)

I took Cookie to the park, and she was pretty good . . . she really wasn't the problem, it was the big, playful dogs that kept jumping on me! I mean, how many pairs of pants do they think I have?! I have a pawprint on each knee and one on my sweatshirt from yesterday! And they hurt! SERIOUSLY!! I'm a little person, these dogs way more than me!!! Hoh my!

Arrg, I'm craving my own computer. Sure, there's not as much privacy . . .as you're doing stuff, everyone can see the screen, unlike my dad's laptop, but I'm on such a tight leash on this thing! I'm not even allowed anything but schoolwork (yes, blogging counts as schoolwork. is for english, yah know?). I can't wait 'til it's fixed!! It's getting all cleaned out, and then I can put all my stuff back in there and DOWNLOAD WOLFQUEST!!! Whoo-hoooo!!! It's the. Best. MMORPG. EVAR. You're a wolf, and you live in Yellowstone Park. You can hunt hares and elk. And in multiplayer mode, you can go hunting with other wolves, and be a real pack! And it's chock full of the coolest glitches. You can jump into rocks, see the inside of your wolf's head (lol), be killed by a bear twitcing fast enough to give you a seisure, and moonwalk!! Sounds soooo fun! Can't wait.

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Cookie is eyeing my biscuit . . . Cookie . . . you shan't have my biscuit. Go away.

Day. Seriously.

Quiet! The Queen of Faildom speaketh!!

Right, so, today is a day. Thankfully, today is not the day. I hope. But let's not go into that.

It rained this morning, but it stopped. Yay, now I can walk the dog. >.> Yeah, but I'm actually looking forward to taking her to the dog park. She's getting more and more friendly, sociable, and less off-standish and shy. She was actually walking with the other dog's sniffing and peeing on stuff. Of course, I had to follow along (not follow suit, follow along). She won't go anywhere without me in there. Except, of course, the gate, where she looks back at me as if saying "Home. Now. Please?"

The clouds look so beautiful right now. Their's this giant mass of cirrus clouds above my head. They make the light so white you can't even look at them. It's making my eyes burn because, of course, I see that as a challenge and keep looking up at them. Directly at them. Ow.

Yeah, so, my dad's coming home soon and, apparently, he's going to need the computer as soon as he comes in, so . . . type to ya later!