oO Quiet! The Queen of Faildom speaketh!! Oo
lawl, I have the most hilarious conversations with my parents . . .
There's this lady on the television talking about assosiating dogs with a new baby . . .
Dad: She's better for with the dogs . . .
Me: DADDY!!!
Mom: You're such a horrible father!!!
Dad: . . .
Then we were watching that Hershey commercial with the song "I'll Stop the World and Melt with You" . . .
Dad: *mumbles something incoherent*
Me: What?
Dad: I said, how is that girl knowing how deep that water is! How can she see through it! It's chocolate!!
Me: She's chocolate, Dad! She has chocolate skills! Thus, she can see through chocolate water!
Dad: . . .
Then, today . . .
Me: Mom, what are you doing?
Mom: Squeezing a leeemon . . .
Me: You're squeezing a LEMON!? After all the trials the poor lemon has gone through, you're SQUEEZING HIM!!!
Mom: But . . . he has to be squeezed to be useful . . .
Me: But what if he's the lemon who would grow up and discover the cure for cancer?!
Mom: . . . ahh, Chanelle . . .
